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So Many Curious Fascinations
shaycode: I’ve convinced myself the 2016 election isn’t even real at this point. “Please clap” and Jeb giving out turtles that he carried in his pocket?? 38% of Florida voters thinking Ted Cruz could be the Zodiac Killer?? Donald Trump saying
tanaebrianab: People with good parents get so offended when abused children speak negatively of their parents. Like…REALLY offended lol. They say things like “Your mom would do anything for you” and “Your parents sacrificed a lot for you!”
Tempo Parado
SpongeBob SquarePants
commiegoth: Trying to convince yourself to stop having intense paranoia abt everything like
powerburial: man kids growing up with the internet, it’s fucking us up. we are gonna have some extreme killers on our hands in 10 years. like i know we’ve already got killers but there’s going to be like erratic extreme stuff going on, like….people
fohk: trying 2 get those hard to reach spots when u shave
thegoddess-afrodite: captioned-vines: meechonmars: Coming out to your parents Son: “I just don’t want you guys to look at me any differently.” Parent: “Son, you don’t have to worry. We’re still gonna love you even if you’re ga-”
grumpsaesthetics: ♡ follow for more soft grump aesthetic ♡
peg-leg-princess: i hate it when people get pretentious about video games. like okay i get that you have this deep love for zelda and skyrim and i respect that but can you not shit on people liking cooking mama or animal crossing and telling them it’s
mwallillustrations: zzzz-m: ☝☝☝☝☝☝ JESUS CHRIST
fen-harel: asian racism is so fucking trivialized and it’s all bc the whites managed to hide real fucking problems under this facade of a veil called the ‘model minority’.. like how are all of you gonna tell me that asians don’t face racism
sketchykam: A zine I did for the MCAD listen now! zine show. Feb 1, 2016
jonathanlarsn: i’m all for encouraging girls to pursue STEM fields but can we stop acting like talent/passion for the arts is inherently less valuable than talent/passion for maths and science thanks
Having a skype call with your best friend
trapcard: I know this might be a wild concept but you can be critical of someone and still be a fan or support them. like pointing out harmful behaviours/actions of someone does not automatically mean you have to demonize them as a whole lol.
kanyeghostniall: “i can see your bra” good. its cute and i paid โ for it.
oryeo:Fun fact: I also exist when ur not bored, lonely, or horny
ginger-lightning: fuckoffstraightpeople: women are expected to give “unattractive” men a chance whilst men act like whiny children when forced to look at women they don’t find attractive FUCKING THANK YOU
blackgirlsvevo: sometimes I’m like ‘ME !!’ and other times I’m like ‘meeeeeee’ and other times I’m like ‘….me’ and sometimes I’m just like ‘me’ and all I kno is that none of them mean the same thing
goopgirl: girls are amazing. we give each other things constantly. u need a tampon?? 5 girls will look in their purses! u have dry hands? here use some of my lotion!! oh no are u thirsty?? let’s share my drink!! looking for a cute outfit?? u can borrow
cloysterbell: When your bff verbally confirms the fact that you’re bffs and validates your entire relationship
latinahoops: Why do moms over share things about your life to people who don’t matter
okaymad: when you get a good grade on an exam you didn’t study for
Roquel
partybarackisinthehousetonight: why do windshield wipers only have 2 settings?? i need more than “one wipe every 86 years” or “metronome for a skrillex album”
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trvp-trvsh: meredithmeri: You can’t love someone’s mental illness away. A little louder for those exhausting themselves every day
averagefairy: how is it 2016 and we still don’t have an instant cure for acne. what are we putting our money into……..space exploration? that’s enough i don’t want another man on the moon until my skin is clear
nonbinary-shinji: I hate that I just get random impulses to apologize. What am I apologizing for? I have no fucking idea but I sure as hell am sorry.
teamrcket: no: yes sis id french kiss this snake for 50 billion only two things can happen i die or live and get 50b either way im looking forward to it
imawalkingtravestyy: i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.
seedy: if leonardo di caprio can wait 23 years for his oscar then y’all can wait for the damn light to turn green for more than 0.1 seconds before beeping at me tyvm
officialcommanderlexa: my life is basically just a constant cycle of finally getting past the thing i was stressing about and then immediately finding something else to stress me out even if it isn’t happening for another 4 months
bpdcalvinfischoeder: may: alarmingpenguin: Britney’s son confirmed for being one of The Animes™ “He knows I like my face to be covered” bye that’s so sad.. queen of anime :( But like for real tho i was one of those animoo kids but its rly
godshideouscreation: mjenai: rurukatt: #why I need visual reference for commissions lol same ^^^^^ Lool @erizuhbreath LMFAO
cam-fangirl: I’m honestly so done with “they’re faking their symptoms for attention!” like do you know that needing attention is a symptom for some personality disorders???? Do you know how paranoid you make mentally ill people that they’re
highwaytohell-a: foamoftheheart: *LGBT characters dying on TV* Media : its only fiction sweetie, breathe. :))))) *LBGT people dying in real life by hate crimes * Media : ….so…yeah.. *LGBT characters dying on TV* Media : that character didn’t
someth1ngpersonal: morgueresident: liftedandgiftedd: that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited Sounds like something a vampire would say Little
elasticitymudflap: when u really want a thing and someone offers to buy it for u
fallingthroughfandoms: Honestly this drive to make tv shows darker each season is so annoying if I wanted to feel sick to my stomach for hours I would watch the news not my favourite tv program
brienneofsharks: Here is a comic I made for your enjoyment and education
unclefather: me when relatives hug me for too long
bakrua: um. fat people are allowed to be outside btw. fat people are allowed to wear clothes that do not completely flatter them. fat people are allowed to have their belly showing or wear clothes too small for them. fat people are allowed to exist in
thegreatandpowerfulversy: howto-joelheyman: highgreenviahilsborough: cassandrashipsit: awkwardprincessally: impbones: briedoof: spectrograph: a good thing to do for your friends with anxiety disorders: if you have a question you need to ask them
bitchycode: i hate when i forget to press send and i’m sitting there like an idiot waiting for a reply
gotitforcheap: this customer at work was just telling me about her present for her sons 18th birthday and said she got him 18 gifts each with 100 dollars inside and asked me “do you think he’ll like that?”, yeah listen lady if your garbage kid
sonoanthony: procrastinationinsteadofgrading: dannymrowr: the-real-eye-to-see: Gymnastics has come a long compared to that old footage, but this difference is particularly significant for black girls! Because they have never taken seriously our
thezohar: floating-head: This is the dumbest thing to nitpick but the phrase “real UFO” bothers me any UFO is a real UFO as long as it’s unidentified and flying because that’s what those words mean weather or not it’s an alien is a different
OH WORM?
autisticmage: not to be an Sjw™ but uh…. trigger jokes are essentially jokes about actual ptsd and the real, terrifying, and often humiliating symptoms that come with it. maybe it’s because im not hip w/ the kids, but i don’t really understand
spaceyam: yassmines: chessys: 2ad: Life really isn’t what I expected it to be less quicksand almost no quicksand to be honest lots of metaphorical quicksand tho
meekaleeks: Mirror me, selfie me, and real-life me have got to come to some sort of agreement
averagefairy: small boob privilege is so real like…. bralettes… underboob tattoos… going braless?? not looking hyper sexual at all times ???? running comfortably? i could go on
juunkrat: [thinks about real life] :( [thinks about mccree]ㅕ:)
swingingaxe: Shane, it’s too early for your nonsense Stardew Valley I’m not taking the “rest your shoulder for a while” thing too well right now
chronicintrovert:self-care is spending 90% of your day absorbed in fictional worlds/characters to avoid thinking about or engaging with your very real problems
inkskinned: me: haha yeah but for real i want to die :) murder meneurotypical friend: you shouldn’t make jokes like that because it’s worrying for people who don’t know that you’re actually okay and you might upset others andme: death is my best
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